Cranky Old Bar Legend Waves Kids Off Lawn, Remembers When We Didn't Use to Torture People So Much

Anyone remember when Talbot "Sandy" D'Alemberte gave a roundhouse punch to ole' Joe Klock on the 41st floor of the Southeast Financial Center?

No, me neither.

But let me guess -- you horndogs have frozen in your brain the moment you learned that his lovely and talented daughter Gabrielle posed for Playboy?

Yep, I figured as much.

Well, Sandy has an opinion piece in today's Herald, something about how we used to not torture people, or some such. Yada yada yada.

Sure, he's probably got something in there about wearing bowties, reading by gaslight, and waiting for the ice truck, too.