Where in the World Is Roberto Martinez?

Between battling evil anti-evolution luddites (sorry for the misread earlier, Bobby!) and not appearing much at Tax and Budget Reform Committee meetings, it's a wonder Roberto has any time to practice law:

According to commission attendance records, members who have had the most no-shows include Lee County Circuit Court Judge Bruce Kyle, who has attended 18 percent of the meetings; Miami lawyer Roberto ''Bobby'' Martinez, 29 percent; Mark Bostick, president of Comcar Industries in Winter Haven and Alan Levine, outgoing president of the North Broward Hospital District, 53 percent, and Miami attorney Carlos Lacasa, 59 percent.

But you know, if this was baseball, hitting .290 would be pretty respectable, especially for the Marlins.

There's really only one solution: Doug Kinney, Doug Kinney Doug Kinney....